John Mayer makes everything worse.
I was going to be productive today. Instead I think I’ll decipher and figure out the meaning to every Missy Elliot lyric.
My friend and I took her 3 year old to the mall today. We have him a penny to throw in to a fountain.
“Logan, what did you wish for?”
If it came down to it, I wouldn’t want to live in a world without pizza.